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Terry, if you didn't waste time
picking out TUMS,
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we'd be at Taco Bell by now.
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You know damn well the Lip Monster deal
only comes once a year.
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Different TUMS pair with different Dews.
Jeez, watch Chef's Table sometime.
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I just hope we don't miss
all the good hot sauce packet quips.
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I swear, if I get
"Here today, gone tamale" again,
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I'll have to lose faith
in the dedication
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of the TBell copywriters.
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Looks like Glenn left his car on
the curb for one too many Mondays.
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He's got to learn the street sweepers
ruled this domain with an iron broom.
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Yeah or maybe he hasn't moved his
car because you two shot him into space.
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You know, because of that whole thing
with the Crystal Skull Vodka bullet?
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(CHUCKLES) What? What bullet?
I don't remember that.
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How do you not remember shooting
him into space? It's a big deal.
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No! I shoot stuff into space
all the time.
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- You wish you...
- (ALL SCREAM)
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Shut up or I'll shoot you
into space now.
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YUMYULACK: I didn't ask to be
on this mission.
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Stop it!
We're going to Taco Bell as a family.
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This was to be the happiest day,
and you're ruining it.
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Still, do you think Glenn is okay
up there in space?
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There's no "up there".
Earth is in space.
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The dogs are in space. We're in space.
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Glenn is in space.
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- Don't make a thing of it.
- Don't want to hear of Glenn again.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ROARS)
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Hey, hey! Someone let me out of here!
This is bullshit!
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I've watched enough Law & Order
with my mom to know
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I get a phone call.
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Come on, please.
I'm a human, I don't belong here.
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Well, I'll be damned.
You're a homo sapien, ain't you?
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Yes. Thank God. I am.
You've got to get me out of here.
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Ooh, boy! We got a real live human man.
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- Can't believe you speak English.
- English? No.
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My Silversuit
translates your human tongue.
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Then why can I understand you?
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Why do you have human stuff?
Hat, guitar...
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Shut the funk up. How did you get
all the way into this galaxy?
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My asshole alien neighbor shot me
into space for no reason.
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I don't belong here.
They look like them.
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Shlorpians.
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They spread around the galaxy
like toxic mold on a college showerhead.
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Listen, I can tell you
ain't no criminal.
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Just a guy caught in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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Yes, exactly.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Put your worries aside, Glenn of Earth.
We'll get you the justice you deserve.
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Them Shlorpians should never have
messed with the Silvercops!
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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- HALK: Are you okay?
- Barely.
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We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set,
the very bottom of the Wall.
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There isn't anywhere else to fall.
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- I know how to get us out. I had...
- Shh!
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Seinfeld's walls. Shit, mosquitoes.
They're everywhere.
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(WHISPERS) Don't make a sound.
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- (SQUELCHING)
- Fucking larva.
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Shit! Mosquitoes always
defend their young. Run!
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(MOSQUITOES SCREECHING)
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What the fuck?
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(SCREECHING WEAKLY)
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Citronella?
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Look, the bottom of the Boo-Hoo Hole.
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It's been capped with a puck.
Do you remember those?
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- Uh, no.
- It was a game we used to play.
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Like the '90s version of marbles?
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I must've been busy
banging hot dudes to notice.
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Wait, you were banging in the '90s?
How old are you?
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Look, this tape!
We can get this off easy.
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Finally, a light at the end
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of this fucked up tunnel. (SCREAMS)
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(YELLING)
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(CANDLE WHISTLES)
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Did that candle just whistle?
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(WHISTLING)
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(MAN CACKLING)
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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Oh, my God. He's embedded in the candle.
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I used to be the CEO of AT&T.
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Then I was a farmer
with a loyal little mouse.
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And now I am king of the roaches!
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You mean the mosquitoes?
Wait! Fuck! Are there also roaches?
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I've always had a connection to animals.
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I control my insect army
by blowing into one of their skulls.
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It simulates their language. Behold!
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(WHISTLING)
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I made them kiss.
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Jesus! He's lost his mind.
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At this point,
he's more citronella than man.
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This is a lovely kingdom you have here.
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We're just going to head out
and leave you to it.
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No! You and your kind ruined my life.
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I had the perfect popsicle stick barn
and I had Molly.
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Your Wall war killed her.
She was an innocent.
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We all lost people that day.
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She wasn't people. She was a mouse!
You took her from me,
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and now I will take the same from you.
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Our... mice?
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Your lives!
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(WHISTLING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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LONESON: Silvercops protect
the entire quadrant.
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A unified brotherhood of justice made up
of aliens from different planets.
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How's the arm, Clammer Jammer?
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You should've seen the other guy.
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This is fucking intense, bro!
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Oh, oh! Do you guys have laser guns
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and all sorts of cool sci-fi shit?
Lightsabers?
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Time-traveling?
Refrigerator bed or something?
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We don't need that.
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The Silversuit is the most
powerful weapon in the universe.
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The ancient Silverites
crafted it from pure silver
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that flows from the Silver Falls.
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Only those with the purest of hearts
can operate 'em.
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Truncheon, gun,
coffee mug for stakeouts.
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The Silversuit makes it all.
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You guys are like Green Lanterns.
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- The what?
- Green Lanterns. The comic book.
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Galactic cops. Magic rings.
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No, that's stupid. We're a totally
different, way cooler thing.
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Anyway, this is a room
that holds Silver battery
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we charge our Silversuits with
by reciting an ancient haiku.
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Sick.
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So, you ready to be a part of this?
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A part? Uh, you mean...
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I am offering you a job as a Silvercop.
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But I'm a regular dude
trying to get back to his planet.
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I'm not looking for a job in space.
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The galaxy calls you, Glenn.
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Silvercops have every race
represented in our force.
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But we're missing one.
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- Italian.
- Human.
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Human men, they got a special skill
that no other alien in the galaxy got.
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Yeah, we can beat box!
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(BEATBOXING)
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No. Intuition. Instinct.
You can follow your gut.
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Humans are famous for it.
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Yeah. Like how I always know
how a woman's tweet
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can be better if I explain it.
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Exactly! Hot damn, that famous intuition
is already in full effect.
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Look, Silver life ain't for everyone
but the forces of evil never sleep.
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We could really use someone
with your super powers on the force.
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What do you say?
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I say, this!
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(BEATBOXING)
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That meant yes.
I'll be a Silvercop. Yeah.
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Silver Team.
I'd like to introduce to you
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our newest recruit, Glenn of Earth.
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- A human Silvercop.
- A human, on Silverworld?
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Glenn, this is Ventress,
the second in command.
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Friends call all me Tres.
Females call me all the time.
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(LAUGHING)
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LONESON: Dorgax,
my hand to hand specialist.
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More like claw to claw.
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And who could forget Bo Bo?
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- Jelly time?
- Not right now, little buddy.
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Bo Bo.
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Are you fucking kidding me, Loneson?
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A human can't handle
the way to Silver justice!
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The Salt Cartel will eat him alive.
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Chromos, I've seen
his intuition in action. It's special.
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Bullshit! Just because he has instinct
doesn't mean
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- he's pure enough for a Silversuit.
- I think he is.
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- No way.
- How about we find out, partner?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DINGS)
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(DINGING)
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(DINGING)
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Let's get you suited up.
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No! I changed my mind.
I want to get back to Earth,
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get my neighbors arrested
for what they did.
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Let the little puss walk.
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And I told you
he isn't cut out for this.
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Hey, if I knew where Earth was
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I would've saddled up a human
a long time ago.
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But I don't and I didn't.
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Now, if you want a fleaborg's chance
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on a hot, scorched skittle
of finding your way home,
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you better put on that Silversuit.
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(SIGHS)
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Silver...
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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GLENN: Fuck!
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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I feel so powerful,
like I've gotten the approval of my dad.
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Think how proud your dad
would be to see this.
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He'd be super proud. My dad loved guns.
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He used to sit up all night,
holding one,
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staring off into the distance.
What a guy.
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(GUN BEEPING)
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Damn it! All right, give me a second.
It's my first time.
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The Silversuit is an extension
of your own confidence.
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The more the suit detects your purity,
the more powers it'll unlock.
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Purity. Right. Gotta be pure.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING) I told you this little idiot
was out of his league.
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Cut him loose. He'll never be a Silver.
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00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,312
Why are you doing this?
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You don't have to live in a candle.
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00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,024
We can help you get back
to upper levels.
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00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,109
Jesse gave us a SodaStream.
It's awesome.
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00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,153
SodaStreams are stupid.
Soda tastes weird
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and the carbon dioxide ruins your teeth.
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Besides, it's the people I hate.
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What did we ever do to you?
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I sacrificed everything for your war
and for what?
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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,414
More lies from Tim?
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Murders covered up
by you faking your death?
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I didn't fake it. I was... (SCREAMING)
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Save your breath.
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It won't stop me from cleansing
the upper levels for good.
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I came down here looking
for Molly's remains, but instead
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I found standing water
you never bothered to clean up!
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Did you know a 100 mosquito eggs
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fit in a single bottle cap
of standing water?
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With this, I was able
to build an insect army.
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One I will unleash through the Boo-Hoo
Hole to bring balance back to the Wall
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by killing at least half of every man
and woman up there!
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(SCREECHING)
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So basically you're ripping off Thanos.
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Nuh-uh, because in Endgame,
Thanos is using the Infinity Stones
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to snap everyone into dust.
I have a cool insect army.
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00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,918
Bullshit! You are totally
ripping off Thanos.
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00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,671
Fine. I am ripping off Thanos.
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I am ripping off Thanos
and balancing the Wall.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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No one gets it on their first day.
You're being too hard on yourself.
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Don't, okay? Only losers spend
time trying to get good at stuff
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- they're not perfect at immediately.
- Tell me, Glenn of Earth.
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What do you want?
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To get back home!
To take a shit in a human toilet.
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Play lottery scratchers.
Watch some porn.
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The Silversuit isn't a frunking taxi!
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By wearing it, you become justice.
Now, what do you want?
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- I don't know.
- Tell me!
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I want my neighbors to pay
for what they did to my car.
239
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,669
And it wasn't any car.
A Johnny Tran limited edition
240
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,255
from Fast & Furious collection.
I even got vanity plates...
241
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,675
I don't care about all that.
Why is the car special to you?
242
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,844
Because I have no personality.
All right?
243
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,097
To you I seem like a cool,
mysterious alien but back home,
244
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,308
I don't have any personality,
so I peacock with cars.
245
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,185
If there's any ding or scratch on them,
246
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,563
it's easier for people
to see that I'm a loser.
247
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:15,067
That's pure. Clear your mind
and focus only on that.
248
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,902
Focus on being a loser
with a car fetish?
249
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,864
Yes, with a little help from this.
250
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,784
Salt? But isn't that the drug you guys
are in charge of busting?
251
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,162
What are you going to do? Arrest me?
252
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:32,293
This will get you to relax.
Helps with the Silver bonding process.
253
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,462
How long does it take to... (EXCLAIMING)
254
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,425
(BOTH MOANING)
255
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,638
Yeah, frunk my brain with your memories,
you freaky little bitch.
256
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,768
GLENN: Oh, my God.
You're so good at whatever that is.
257
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,187
Now eat my alien ass.
258
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,026
(MOANING CONTINUES)
259
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,413
Holy shit!
260
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,123
(GRUNTING)
261
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,586
Dorgax, look. It worked.
262
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,671
(FARTING)
263
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,298
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
264
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:44,073
Y'all see that shit?
I'm a Silvercop now. Whoo!
265
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,034
- Man has more silver than second place.
- Bo Bo!
266
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,079
Yeah, well, whatever.
There's a lot more to it than that.
267
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,957
I don't know. It seems like
he's got the hang of it to me.
268
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,251
Tell you what.
Let's bring him along to the raid.
269
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,418
Are you kidding me?
270
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,046
- Jelly time!
- No, God damn it! No, Bo Bo.
271
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,508
Well, we all gotta get thrown
into the fire sometime. Why not now?
272
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:07,096
Fine. Just keep his rookie shit
the fuck away from me.
273
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,389
(ALL CHEERING)
274
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:13,143
(CACKLING) Today I Thanos the Wall.
275
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:18,065
Laugh it up, Yankee candle.
There's just one problem with your plan.
276
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,235
Please. I invented charging
10 cents for text messages.
277
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,028
I think I know how to plan a plan.
278
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,074
- (SCREECHING)
- (LAUGHING)
279
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,450
Nice aim, you dumb bitch.
280
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,246
All you did was open the Boo-Hoo Hole,
which I was about to do anyway.
281
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,123
Yeah, that's what I was hoping.
282
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,709
Because you know what
the Boo-Hoo Hole is full of?
283
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,752
Cry... Crying? I don't know.
284
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,423
Spiders, bitch!
This shit got foreshadowed days ago.
285
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,591
No!
286
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,136
All right, now listen up.
Our target is Trog Thracian.
287
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,471
He's the biggest Salt dealer
in this system,
288
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,682
peddles exclusively
to little kids and babies.
289
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,351
This is the frunker
who invented traversian lotion.
290
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,771
You torture someone by rubbing acid
on their dick until it melts off.
291
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,149
- Noodles!
- Ventress and I'll enter from the rear.
292
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,026
Dorgax, Bo Bo, left flank.
293
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,569
Chromos, Glenn, take the right.
294
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,071
I told you to keep this
little fuck away from me.
295
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,241
Sorry, Chromie. We need our best
with the rookie. Show the ropes.
296
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,578
If you know what's best for you,
you'll leave while you still can.
297
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,747
Use that human intuition
I've heard much about.
298
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,125
Whatever, bro. You saw me flying.
I'm pure as hell. I got this.
299
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,209
(GRUMBLES)
300
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,295
All right, people. Go, go, go!
301
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,464
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
302
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,220
(CACKLING)
303
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,597
(GRUNTING)
304
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,851
- We need to get the hell out of here.
- Yeah, you think?
305
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,686
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
306
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,898
You don't run
a multinational communications company
307
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,567
without learning
some Krav Maga along the way.
308
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,904
Cherie, get out of here!
309
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,740
(STRAINING)
310
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,367
(SCREAMING)
311
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:56,205
I lived my whole life
worried about coverage,
312
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,583
and now it's what's killing me!
313
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,378
After this, let's be boring.
314
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,545
Amen to that.
315
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,636
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
316
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,353
Look, Glenn,
I know what you're trying to do,
317
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,271
but you really need to get out of here.
318
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,524
Get off my back.
What's your problem with me?
319
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,608
I'm trying to do my job.
320
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,945
No, you're fucking not. You're playing
a pathetic superhero fantasy.
321
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,239
But this is real life. People get hurt.
322
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,242
I get it. You're the Raphael
of the group. Cool but rude.
323
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,036
By this time next week,
we're going to be best friends.
324
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,377
This is an empty warehouse.
Where are the drugs?
325
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,295
Loneson, your informant burned us!
326
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,509
Maybe the perps are making a getaway.
327
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,637
Maybe we can tone down
whatever sinister thing this is.
328
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,474
No, the Osmernian frunk rat
we're after is right here.
329
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,727
Is he like the predator
with see-through suit...
330
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,894
Shut the frunk up, human.
331
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,690
Hey, leave the kid alone.
I've been with him this whole time.
332
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,026
He didn't do anything. He's not a rat.
333
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,570
- Oh, I know. You are.
- Whoa! What are you doing?
334
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,696
Drop the Silver gun!
335
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,906
I can't. I can't. I'm not in control.
336
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,533
- (GROANS)
- What the fuck?
337
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,744
What are you doing, man?
I didn't do that.
338
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,995
Goldcop! Goldcop!
339
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,789
Salt Cartel must have
tipped you off, huh?
340
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,541
No, it was your arrogance.
341
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,419
You people think because
you're higher up on the periodic table
342
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,337
you can be sloppy? (GRUNTS)
343
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,632
Guys, what's going on here?
It's Chromos. He's one of us.
344
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,219
By order of the Gold,
you are hereby under arrest.
345
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,345
(COUGHS)
346
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,307
Anything you Silver do or Silver say
will be...
347
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,226
Frunking Goldcops make me sick!
348
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,730
Glenn! I told you to get out.
349
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,524
Stop! What are you doing?
I thought we were the good guys.
350
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,360
What part of cops don't you understand?
351
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,864
(LAUGHING)
352
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,366
Shit! Got to think pure thoughts.
353
00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,245
Guess what? I made that purity shit up
to get you back in the game.
354
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,958
Silversuits don't run on purity.
It takes years of practice.
355
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,085
You frunking idiot.
356
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,838
But my human intuition...
357
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,383
I grabbed you out of that cell
because you're a backwater rube.
358
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:17,596
If you had any ounce of real instinct,
you'd have seen that coming a mile away.
359
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,516
When the other Golds
find out what you did,
360
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,102
they will hunt you down like a mog.
361
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,648
For sure, except we'll be too busy
helping them track down
362
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,775
the dirty human who killed you.
363
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,610
- No.
- Please, please don't do this.
364
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,987
Thanks for letting the Silversuit
bond with your DNA.
365
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,448
It makes it a lot easier
to frame you for murder.
366
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,784
Fuck you. Fuck you!
367
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,204
Oh, God. Oh, God!
368
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,958
I might be crazy,
but that was mighty hot.
369
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,459
(MOANING)
370
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,963
Oh, nothing gets me wetter
than a good framing.
371
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,383
- Jelly time?
- Yes, Bo Bo. Jelly time.
372
00:18:58,762 --> 00:18:59,888
What am I forgetting?
373
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,808
Yeah, to apprehend the bastard
that stole the Silversuit
374
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,228
out of the evidence locker
and killed a Goldcop.
375
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,690
Please don't do this. I'm begging you,
I'm just a pathetic car guy.
376
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,818
Just shut the frunk up
and die with some dignity.
377
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,361
No!
378
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,574
(ALL LAUGHING)
379
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,534
VENTRESS: Come on, man!
We're just teasing!
380
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,244
This is the last chance, man!
381
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,164
(MOSQUITO SCREECHING)
382
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,999
HALK: Oh, God, the Queen mosquito!
383
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,464
- (YELLING)
- Halk!
384
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,177
(STRAINING)
385
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,761
(SCREECHING)
386
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,013
Cherie, get out of here!
387
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,097
(GASPS)
388
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,392
(CHERIE PANTING)
389
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,314
Promise me you'll take care
of little Pezlie.
390
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,233
- So will you.
- I can't have a child of my own.
391
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,486
So knowing you'll take care of yours
will make this easier.
392
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,030
Halk! Shut up!
393
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823
No more adventures, okay?
394
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,992
You're right. No more adventures.
395
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,245
Tell Nova I love her... and I'm sorry.
396
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,498
No!
397
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,917
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
398
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,554
(GRUNTS)
399
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,768
Somebody help! Please.
400
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,061
(CRYING)
401
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,982
Hello? Where is everyone?
402
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,488
What the hell?
403
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,909
- Oh, my Jesse! Are you okay?
- What is going on here?
404
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,663
It's the baptism for the miracle child
gifted to us by Jesse.
405
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,331
(ALL CHEERING)
406
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,962
Welcome, Bowinians,
to the birth of a new age.
407
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,424
Our sweet Jesse has gifted us
the sweetest candy of all.
408
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:05,013
Pezlie! That's my baby!
Give me back my daughter, you bitch!
409
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,183
Cherie is right.
This baby is her daughter.
410
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:13,313
She's all our daughters.
This child's mother is the Wall.
411
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,942
CROWD: Wall's baby!
Wall's baby! Wall's baby!
412
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,195
No, I'm telling the truth.
Just ask Sister Sasha.
413
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,615
Sister Sasha died of a heart attack
just last night.
414
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,410
You did this. You're a fucking psycho!
415
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:31,081
By gifting us this sacred child,
Jesse has bestowed upon the church
416
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,669
the great honor
of leading the Wall into the future.
417
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,004
(ALL CHEERING)
418
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,214
Let the baptism commence.
419
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,759
Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie!
420
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,429
Mommy's coming! You fuckers!
421
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,516
Let me go! I'm fucking coming for you!
422
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,976
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
423
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:52,853
(SIZZLING)
424
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,479
(PEZLIE WAILING)
425
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,194
Go, Glenn. Go have fun.
426
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,655
- VENTRESS: Glenn! Glenn!
- No, no, no.
427
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:05,657
(WHIMPERING)
428
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,868
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- Shit! Someone must have
429
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,952
called in the gunshots.
430
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,538
Oh, it don't matter.
Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn.
431
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,957
Without a Silversuit, he's frunked.
432
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,459
(ALL LAUGHING)
433
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,502
(SOBBING)
434
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,922
(VOICE BREAKING) Miss my car.
435
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,487
(TIRES SCREECHING)
436
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,780
Hurry! Get out of there!
437
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,782
(GRUNTING) Oh, no!
438
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,701
Terry! Jesus! Get some in the pants,
why don't ya?
439
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,161
- Gross.
- Terry!
440
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,164
Terry, you know what happens
if you eat too much Taco Bell.
441
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,249
I can't help it.
I love that Cheesy Crunch.
442
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,544
You're ruining the upholstery
with your Goobler diarrhea.
443
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,254
Lo siento. Lo siento.
444
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,506
(YELLING)
445
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,217
He's gonna be doing that all night.
446
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,343
Oh, yeah.
447
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,763
(YELLING CONTINUES)
448
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,267
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)